Father’s have taught us many things, but telling jokes may not be one of them. Here are a few of our favorite “IT” dad jokes to get you through the holiday….
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password.
It’s not stroganoff.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
What does Apple call its new iPhone chargers?
Apple Juice
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
My computer suddenly started singing “Someone Like You.”
It’s a Dell.
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
Why did the CPU go broke?
A reboot cleared out all of its cache.
What are computers’ favorite snacks?
Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each.
What do computers do at the beach?
Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some WAVs!
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o.
Why did the IT guy’s mom yawn?
Because he made his Mother Bored.
